11 Things Guys Don’t Understand About Women

Men always say they don’t “get” the female sex, but what specifically—besides our going to the restroom in groups—don’t they comprehend? Glamour found out. Continue reading


Quick tips on making your stuff taste better!

Ok, boys….we all know how much you love and desire blow jobs and, of course, prefer a swallower. However, have you ever tasted your own ‘stuff’? Talk about EW! Here are some quick tips on making it taste better so your girl wont be so hesitant. 😉

1. Stay away from beer and caffeine…at least for the few days before your expecting her to go down on you. They are believed to heighten its bitterness.
2. Incorporate acidic fruits into your diet such as plums, blueberries, and cranberries. They make your semen more sweet and sugary.
3. Keep away from dairy products. Their high bacterial putrefaction levels can produce foul tastes. 
4. Last, but not least, if your girl [or guy in some cases] prefers heavier flavors, red meat and fish supposedly make for a buttery taste.
Have fun everyone! Let me know how it goes, or if you know of any tips and tricks yourself 🙂 

30 things women love that men just don’t understand

Acorrding to The Frisky, these are the 30 things that women LOVE that men just don’t understand! [they are in no particular order. at least i dont think they are….hmmm]

  1. drunk online shopping
  2. trapeze dresses [what are those even? – *note to self: google later*]
  3. having a good cry
  4. dark nail polish
  5. reality tv dating shows [never really got into these]
  6. brunch
  7. constantly changing one’s Facebook status
  8. frozen yogurt [hell yeah!]
  9. gossiping- about people we know, don’t know, or know through mags, TV, and movies
  10. cooing over adorable pictures of baby animals
  11. sexless cotton brief underwear
  12. the swiffer
  13. “Twilight” [not for me- haven’t read it yet]
  14. music of Beyonce, Chris Brown, and Madonna
  15. musicals [oh yeah! grease, rent, mamma mia!…etc]
  16. short haircuts [actually my bf keeps begging me to cut my hair off but i love it long!]
  17. chuck bass [mother may i]
  18. shopping during a crisis
  19. multiple bed pillows [8 on mine]
  20. girly drinks
  21. $50 scented candles
  22. movies starrring and/or produced by Barrymore or Witherspoon [so very true]
  23. men who appear dirty and grimy, but are actually totally hot! 
  24. michael cera [no, not for me, sorry]
  25. miniatures
  26. astrology
  27. collecting magazines
  28. dancing
  29. jeans tucked into boots [bf actually thinks its hot- lucky me!]
  30. foreplay 
What do you think? Any others you’d like to add to the list? Comment below 🙂

the top 10 striptease songs.

If you’ve ever performed a lap dance, you know just how important song choice is. The right music can instantly transform you into a sex kitten and provoke your body to move in ways you didn’t know you were capable of! AskMen has created a list of the top 10 songs meant to do just that! 

  1. “Pony” — Ginuwine
  2. “Eyes Without a Face” — Billy Idol
  3. “I’m a Slave 4 U” — Britney Spears
  4. “Buttons” — Pussycat Dolls
  5. “Closer” — Nine Inch Nails
  6. “She’s Always in My Hair” — D’Angelo
  7. “Sex (I’m a)” — Lovage
  8. “Hot in Herre” — Nelly
  9. “Justify My Love” — Madonna
  10. “Cream” — Prince

In the right hand column of this blog, you will find a playlist of 9 of the songs listed above [couldnt find one] so you can hear and judge them for yourself. 

Is there a song missing from the list that you think would be a great track for an even better striptease? If so, tell me in the comments below!

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