Sex tips from guys: Their all-time favorite mattress moves, revealed.

Get him riled up!

“I can’t be the only guy who loves it when a woman licks the soft patch of skin in front of my ear.” -Jamie, 24

“When I lean in to kiss you, hold the back of my head gently in your hand. It’s tender, yet sexy.” -Donny 28

“Wet your lips and moan that you can’t wait to taste me” -Sam, 22

“Seeing a woman’s lips glide over the neck of a beer bottle always makes me think of her mouth on me.” -Ty, 21

“Whenever you’re in the mood, guide my fingers between your legs and let me feel your wetness. A guys brain is programmed to respond to that every time.” -Stanley, 26 Continue reading

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Quick tips on making your stuff taste better!


Ok, boys….we all know how much you love and desire blow jobs and, of course, prefer a swallower. However, have you ever tasted your own ‘stuff’? Talk about EW! Here are some quick tips on making it taste better so your girl wont be so hesitant. 😉

1. Stay away from beer and caffeine…at least for the few days before your expecting her to go down on you. They are believed to heighten its bitterness.
2. Incorporate acidic fruits into your diet such as plums, blueberries, and cranberries. They make your semen more sweet and sugary.
3. Keep away from dairy products. Their high bacterial putrefaction levels can produce foul tastes. 
4. Last, but not least, if your girl [or guy in some cases] prefers heavier flavors, red meat and fish supposedly make for a buttery taste.
Have fun everyone! Let me know how it goes, or if you know of any tips and tricks yourself 🙂 

Cooking with Cum


Natural Harvest – A Collection of Semen Based Recipies

“Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients – you will love this cook book!”



Wow. I think now I have seen it all. What is your opinion of using semen in recipies? Please leave a respone in a comment below. 


If someone goes down on me, do I have to return the favor?

Ah, the etiquette of oral sex. Lets be honest: despite the expression “Its better to give than recieve,” most people prefer recieving to giving anyday! So, apart from the not-so-silent minority slurping themselves to heaven, most partners are faced with the postreception of fellatio or cunnilingus dilemma. Do I return the favor? In my opinion, if you are asking someone to do something to you, and you aren’t willing to return the favor, is that really fair? The answer to this question should be obvious, so take a deep breath, close your eyes, and get down there! However, if someone if offering to going down on you all on their own, they shouldn’t expect it in return if you arent comfortable. 
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